C'mere, you whorey faced opossum and get your pedicure!
Saturday, May 14, 2011 at 4:06AM
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What the hell is this that I've just seen? Amazing on so many levels. 

 "Step 1 - Leave the opossums alone, Step 2 - Remember Step 1”

Remember...I would never make a moral judgment on a possum - and neither should you!

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