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Wednesday
Nov272013

Man of Steel in Hindsight

A lot has happened since Man of Steel hit theaters in July. First, I wrote my review of the film, or stream of consciousness, rather. Then, it was announced that Ben Affleck would be playing Batman in the Superman/Batman team-up movie (which I alluded to in my “The Ideal Justice League” article). Then, of course, there was the Batfleck rebellion, where nerds wrote dirty tweets, blogs, and articles of disapproval toward the casting choice.

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Friday
Jul192013

The Noise in Steven Tyler's Head

Sorry, but no – this isn’t going to be a break-down or revelation of why classic rocker and lead singer of Aerosmith is so “out there,” but merely a review of his 2011 autobiography, Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?

If you aren’t a fan of Aerosmith, you probably won’t be reading his autobiography. And if you are a fan of Aerosmith, you probably share some sort of brainwave with Steven Tyler, born Steven Tallarico, and will get a kick out of what he has to say. Why I throw this disclaimer in? His writing is about as “out there” as he is.

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Thursday
Jul182013

The Slam of Slam Poetry

With roots locked in Ancient Greece while sprouting in Chicago, slam poetry coursed its way through the hip-hop age of the nineties and left us with what we have today. An art. A passion. A way to reminisce on the good times and the bad, the funny times and the sad, that leaves the audience craving more.

Tori Amos, a singer-songwriter and contributor to the book, Slam, claims that “we write songs or poems because we don’t express ourselves exactly the way we want to in our everyday lives.

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Tuesday
Jul092013

Man of Steel 2013 Movie Review

Ah, Man of Steel. It’s about time someone posted a review on the Simpleton, eh? But because the movie isn’t even out of theaters yet, I’d be a bad guy if I didn’t warn you that there’s going to be slight spoilers, so stop reading if you want to keep the movie a secret until you watch it.

Writing a review alone to a character that everyone knows so well and has been done over so many times is tricky, so I can only imagine the level of difficulty it was to actually piece the script together for this movie. Do we keep this? Do we scrap this? What can we do that will piss fan boys off the LEAST?

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Friday
Mar222013

No Easy Day - Book Review

From the robust brotherhood amongst the SEALs to how they work situationally within missions of the last decade in the Middle East and elsewhere, No Easy Day by Mark Owen brings you into the world, works, and characteristics of a Navy SEAL.

Owen’s story begins in 2004 at the training site in Mississippi and takes the reader on a ride, while it tackles being away from home, the author’s very first experienced kill, and one of the most important missions in American history: the raid that resulted in the death of Osama bin Laden through the eyes of a true American hero. Owen mentions everything that preceded the mission, including training, conversation, and personal thoughts, to the complete aftermath up until the point where President Obama personally invited the whole team to the White House for a beer.

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Friday
Mar152013

Just Don't Fall - Book Review

A few years ago I stumbled upon Josh Sundquist, a YouTuber, amputee, and motivational speaker. It wasn’t long before I found myself reading his autobiography, Just Don’t Fall. I wanted to read it to learn more about the guy, but the book itself is actually really good.

Autobiographical books that tell and not show are generally not only publishable but acceptable as well— they’re nonfiction. They supposedly don’t have to take you through a flowing, poetic novel that draws you in. A lot of autobiographies I’ve read haven’t quite mastered the “show—don’t tell” rule, and are a borderline list of facts that coincide events in the author’s life

A few years ago I stumbled upon Josh Sundquist, a YouTuber, amputee, and motivational speaker. It wasn’t long before I found myself reading his autobiography, Just Don’t Fall. I wanted to read it to learn more about the guy, but the book itself is actually really good.

Autobiographical books that tell and not show are generally not only publishable but acceptable as well— they’re nonfiction. They supposedly don’t have to take you through a flowing, poetic novel that draws you in. A lot of autobiographies I’ve read haven’t quite mastered the “show—don’t tell” rule, and are a borderline list of facts that coincide events in the author’s life

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Monday
Oct172011

Footloose 2011 Movie Review

Years ago an announcement  was made that the 1984 Kevin Bacon classic was being given the dreaded 00's remake treatment. At the time Zac Efron (High School Musical) was set to star with the "High School Musical" director on board, giving the film a negative level of appeal for a male in his late 20's (me). Both Efron and the director left the project and Craig Brewer stepped in to rewrite the script and direct. Brewer's involvement gave me an automatic interest in the project after being completely amazed with his two previous films, "Hustle and Flow" and "Black Snake Moan.

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Friday
Oct142011

The Ides of March 2011 Movie Review

George Clooney directs, co-writes, and co-stars in the cynical political thriller "The Ides of March." The film follows a young  smart relatively high positioned staffer on the campaign of a senator/ potential democratic candidate for the next presidential election.  The staffer is played by Ryan Gosling (Drive and Crazy Stupid Love) and the candidate is played by George Clooney (Up in the Air and Ocean's 11). Gosling's character has worked on many campaigns prior to Clooney's but it seems that this is the first candidate that he truly believes in, not only his politics and platforms but also a belief in his follow through, if elected. Paul Giamatti (Win Win and Sideways) plays the head staffer on the other democratic front runners campaign and the source of much conflict and underhanded dealings.

Obviously the film has an outstanding cast also including Philip Seymour Hoffman, Marisa Tomei, and Evan Rachel Wood, but Clooney's direction is some how able to pull a great performance out of each of them from headliners to the supporting cast. Most things on the surface of this film I expected would come across as boring or played out, but instead it has an overall feel of suspense and a edge of your seat thrill of what's going to happen next.

You don't have to be into politics to enjoy this film, in fact you might be better off if you are not. At times in the film Clooney's character is openly speaking his very liberal political views. This might be a turn off to half of the films audience  because these views are portrayed as ideal asking the audience to root for Clooney, which fails from a film perspective if you have different beliefs.

The most interesting element of the film and what makes it work so well is the feeling of being on the inside of what is really going on behind the scenes of a major campaign and election. Many of the characters are forced to throw out their ideals to get what they want. What would it take for someone to compromise their values and who really even has values and not just the facade of a belief? Great acting, intense situations, intriguing ethical dilemmas, good movie.

Rating: 7.9/10

Wednesday
Oct122011

Life in a Day 2011 Movie Review

Kevin Macdonald (The Last King of Scotland and State of Play) and many others co-direct the often times beautiful documentary "Life in a Day." Macdonald and the producers sent out a world wide request asking anybody and everybody to video document their lives over the course of one day. That one day was July 24th, 2010.

I find myself wondering what questions Macdonald was asking himself while he waited for footage come in, "Will I get very many responses? What kind of nasty or disturbing footage will I end up receiving?" "What type of film will this be?" It would be difficult to put that power into the hands of strangers, but I think that's what makes this so interesting.

"Life in a Day" received over 80,000 submissions equaling 4,500 hours of footage. Imagine sifting through all of that material and narrowing it down to 90 minutes. That is a task I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. Macdonald pulled it off and somehow delivers a pretty and interesting 90 minute film.

The end product is compiled of what feels like hundreds of different people telling their stories or a very brief segment of their stories. The direction the film takes is mainly trying to show that no matter where you live, race, sex, or ethnicity, we all have similarities as well as differences. It avoids showing the "Jackass" crazy antics that I assume were submitted and instead shows regular people in their everyday life. This makes for a much less entertaining story but a much more real and genuine look at mankind. A fifteen year old boy documents the first time he shaves his face and a young woman discusses how she doesn't feel that she has anything to offer the film, showing her insecurities. These moments are easily the strongest.

"Life in a Day" is slow at times and does feel more like a project then a movie, but it is an interesting watch and a great conversation piece. If you have ever wondered what else is occurring at the same moment that you are being active or even sitting around contemplating things, then you might find this a satisfactory answer. (Especially if you were contemplating things on July 24th, 2010)

Rating 7.5/10

Thursday
Oct062011

50/50 2011 Movie Review

"50/50" has been dubbed, "the cancer comedy" ever since the project got off the ground. The common questions attributed to the film are, "Can cancer be funny?" and "Should cancer be funny. Jonathan Levine (All the Boys Love Mandy Lane and The Wackness) directs this true story, supposed comedy, about a twenty seven year old radio broadcaster named Adam, played by Josph Gordon-Levitt (Inception and Hesher). Adam is unexpectedly diagnosed with back cancer and given a "50/50" chance of living.  Adams best friend, Kyle, played by Seth Rogen (Knocked Up and Observe and Report) spends time with him while he is in a state of depression and numbness so he isn't forced to cope with such a heavy situation alone.

The story comes from the true life account of the films writer Will Reiser. Seth Rogen became friends with Reiser while writing  for "Da Ali G Show" which was being produced by Reiser. When Reiser was diagnosed with cancer the two of them spent a lot of time together, so essentially Rogen is playing himself in "50/50".  Rogen also produced the film.

Calling it the "The cancer comedy" and the overall marketing of the film is pretty misleading. Essentially it is a straight forward drama with some laughable dialogue from Seth Rogen. People may go into the movie expecting a comedy and leave disappointed, but I found the drama to be genuine and heart felt which is much more effective then the comedy that the trailers are trying to sell. The chemistry between Adam and Kyle feels very strong and caring at times. The supporting cast really helps to show that cancer is something that everyone around the afflicted are also learning to cope with. Seeing how the C word affects Adams family and friends is what seperates this from a typical Oscar hungry best actor drama, to a film that shows the overwhelming emotional affect of cancer on the subject and everyone close to the subject.

The box office records show this as the lowest grossing opening weekend for a Seth Rogen film in his career, his previous low held by "Zak and Miri Make a Porno." Nothing is more frustrating to me as a fan of film then seeing great movies like this, "Moneyball," and "Drive" getting wide theatrical releases only to be beaten in the box office by rereleases of "The Lion King" and other reboots and remakes. If you enjoy good movies go to the theater. If you don't see these movies in the theater then expect more rereleases and an overall lack of originality.

Rating: 8.2