MUCH ADO ABOUT TRUMPING

Well surprise, surprise the man with the indefinable scalp has pulled out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination. The B grade reality television star that surrounds himself with C and D grade celebrities to try and squeeze an ounce of charisma for himself in what is a tiring and overrated reality format has given up!

Maybe the “Donald” realised that his presidential campaign would run out of puff as it did after national political discourse was hijacked by Trump and the moronic birther debate for two or three weeks which proved what we all knew four years ago i.e. the President of the United States was born in and is a citizen of the United States.

Thanks for your contribution on that one Trumpy! The President and his administration had to deal with the politics of that debate while putting the finishing touches on a three-year operation to bring the world’s most wanted terrorist to justice.

One of the most amazing of Trump’s withdrawal from the political stage was his announcement, "After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the Presidency.” This guy deliberates and reflects?? I underestimated him!

So what now for the Trumpster? At the age of 64, time is running out for another fake tilt at the Presidency. So what possible issue could he conjure up in 2016 for a few weeks to support his latest lame product? It all depends on who’s running for the Democrats I suppose, hopefully for the Trumpminator it won’t be a white middle aged male, not much mileage in that.

His ideal opponent would be a forty something, Mexican, female Muslim who believes in an oil free future and wants to enter into a peace pact with North Korea, Iran, Syria and Canada. So what are Trump’s chances of ever becoming President? Thankfully very remote!