Monday
Jun272011
Oh, that? No, that's not a man-eating tiger, that's my Pomeranian.
Monday, June 27, 2011 at 2:06AM 
A new craze sweeping China has lots of people either thinking it's pretty cool or else twisting their panties all up in a bunch.
People are dyeing their pets to look like other animals. For example, a panda bear. Or a tiger. Or a zebra. Or a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Or any other kind of animal that, let's be honest, would be way cooler to have as a pet than a Chow Chow.
Not that I've got anything against Chow Chows. But a Panda Chow would be even better. You could name him Bamboo.
...Get it?
