My Heart Will Go On...

A woman in Russia died at her own funeral this week.

Weird but true.

Oh life, you never cease to amaze me. What a strange and twisted story! So this poor lady apparently had chest pains and collapsed at home, was taken to a hospital, and doctors declared the 49-year-old woman dead.

Now fast forward to the funeral. Grieving relatives are shuffling past, saying prayers for their dearly departed, when all of a sudden WHAT THE CRAP!!! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?!?! The lady wakes up, figures out she's at her own funeral, screams bloody murder (or at least “WTF I'm not dead!!!”), traumatizes all friends and family for life...gets rushed back to the hospital, where sadly she's declared dead again (srsly this time) after – get this – suffering another heart attack from the shock of waking up at her own bloody funeral.

Can you even imagine this? I mean forget even being the poor lady, sure that sucks, but imagine the poor husband?? The little kids in attendance? It's like something out of a zombie film, or a total nightmare.

Even worse, imagine if you were just coming up on the casket for your turn to look at the body and say goodbye. Then all of a sudden AAAAAGH!!! comes shrieking out from the coffin. I seriously wonder if hers was the only heart attack that occurred that day. Those poor people will be having nightmares for years.

Teach you for sneaking in that little selfish, “God, I wish you hadn't taken her,” instead of something to send her peacefully on her way.

RIP Lady. Seriously. Please.