End of Days? No, just monsoon season.

The apocalypse came to Arizona today, in the form of a massive wall of water that already swallowed California and (finally) broke it off the rest of the contiguous 48 states.

That's what it looked like, anyway.

A number of the desert rats that inhabit Phoenix could be heard running around and screaming something about “The Nothing is coming, the Nothing is coming!! Falcore...!! Faaaalcooore!!!” and a sudden influx of advertisements for post-rapture petcare services started popping up again for $1700 deposits – non-refundable, of course.

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