Justin Bieber's Mom is Single and Available, Folks

Because I like staring at a good traffic accident as much as the next person, and because the continued and boundless horror and depravity that is American culture in the "news" is the biggest traffic accident I've ever seen, I couldn't help but click on the CNN headline "Justin Bieber (and his mom) have big night at the American Music Awards". 

Um... 

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