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Sunday
Aug072011

Zombie-Proof Houses, or "My World is Now Complete"

I found my new house the other day and I didn't even know I was in the market for a new house.

But this is exactly the sort of thing that you think you're not in the market for, until one day you've put it off too long and then...Zombies. Then what?

Then you're screwed, that's what.

Fortunately I'll be saved from this terrible zombie fate thanks to the designer geniuses of KWK Promes who have the sort of foresight and ingenuity that all house designers should exhibit in this day and age. 2012 is fast approaching and if you thought the end was coming with fire, water, ice, earthquake, hurricane or plague, you're wrong. Zombies. It's going to be zombies.

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