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Thursday
Jul282011

I Got First World Problems

Sure we all know there are terrible stories playing out every single day in the world, in far-off countries, in our own inner cities, even next door.

The oppressive government who seals their borders so the citizens can't escape and can continue their lives of direct and indirect servitude to keep lining the pockets of the authorities who hold the whip. Who imprison the people in terrible conditions for so much as thinking a cross thought about the situation. Who make friends and family disappear overnight, never to be seen or heard from again, and never with any answers. 

The civil wars, the border clashes, the genocide. The unchecked disease running rampant through the community, the unclean drinking water, the famine.

But, you know, my iPhone's screen is cracked and the line at Starbucks is taking too long. 

We only know what we know, but even if we know that in the grand comparative scheme of things our problems are pretty freakin trivial, it can be hard to keep that always in perspective when you're having a "bad day."

I have to say though that after I saw this video, it pops into my head whenever I think something is worth getting irritated or upset over in my little "first-world" life. It makes me laugh at myself and puts my completley insignificant little irritation back into context, where it should be. 

Though it REALLY IS irritating when my laptop is out of juice and the cord is OVER THERE!

Thursday
Jul212011

Hearing descends into chaos as Murdoch is left dis-custard

The man at the centre of a phone hacking scandal which threatens the very integrity of the British press is facing further pressure over an incident involving a custard tart and a rather disgruntled tea boy.

Rupert Murdoch, head of the much-maligned News International, was being questioned by a Commons media committee when an unnamed servant entered bearing refreshments. The press baron had apparently ordered a banoffee pie from the canteen, and was dismayed to hear that, due to government cutbacks, only custard tarts were available.

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Monday
Jun272011

Oh, that? No, that's not a man-eating tiger, that's my Pomeranian.

A new craze sweeping China has lots of people either thinking it's pretty cool or else twisting their panties all up in a bunch. 

People are dyeing their pets to look like other animals. For example, a panda bear. Or a tiger. Or a zebra. Or a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Or any other kind of animal that, let's be honest, would be way cooler to have as a pet than a Chow Chow. 

Not that I've got anything against Chow Chows. But a Panda Chow would be even better. You could name him Bamboo.

...Get it? 

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Friday
Jun172011

Without You - You will wish you were with out him!

Rebecca Black is a viral super stard. Why isn’t Mark Gormley?

Watch this and ask yourself that question my friend!

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Wednesday
Jun152011

A Swan and his Tractor  

A love story for the industrial age, indeed.

Because who says swans don't have feelings? And who says that love has to make sense? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, no love too great nor too small, love and beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, and all that jazz. You go, swan.

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Wednesday
Jun152011

Donald Duck Drinks Your Milkshake

Donald Duck like you’ve never seen him before. In his Academy Award winning performance.

Sunday
Jun052011

Awesome cats and dogs

Animals are so freakin cool. Are you a dog person or a cat person? Today you can be both. It's ok. They're both fantastic to watch and enjoy in these vids. 

This dog is the best nanny ever. 


Dog Sings To Soothe Crying Baby - Watch more Funny Videos

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Saturday
Jun042011

Skype could become the new "Backseat of the Car"

Have you found yourself in a long-distance love affair? Relegated to Skype calls and webcam chats, there are no snuggly evenings on the couch for you and your loved one, no cuddles or caresses, no sensation of their tongue dancing that lover's tongue tryst twist against yours. Wait, scratch that. Yes in fact now you can experience that sensation, even from a distance. Thank you, Japanese researchers.

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Saturday
Jun042011

Pony up

A man in his late 60s made headlines around the globe last week when stunned railway staff in Wales saw him on CCTV boarding a train with a white pony. When he and his pony were asked to leave the train, he duly disembarked...and went to the ticket window to buy a ticket for his pony.

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Friday
Jun032011

God Evented Rap and here’s Proof - Nu Thang